*Looks at the tree from being trapped underneath a huge tankard of ale*

I wonder if that thing can hear and grant wishes from further away... Hrm...

*Scrunches his face tight as he profoundly wishes to be out from under the tankard of ale*

Eh. Darn. Was worth a try, anyways. Hey, lookit! It got bigger!

*Smiles from his prone position*

It heard me! It really heard me!

*Breaks down sobbing, with the keg of ale sloshing up and down from the wrenching sobs*