One night while the moon was high in the sky, Farryn was heading to
Warnie's for a warm buttered CAPTAIN MORGANS SPICED RUM. His stomach growled in
anticipation and he rubbed his MOOBS to keep warm. The inn was
FLACCID that night, and he had to sit near the kitchen. There were
ROLLING PINS and STRAINERS being banged around and he
could barely enjoy his drink. Finally, a BARSTOOL opened up
near the bar and he ran over to take it.

Suddenly, a gust of CONSTIPATED wind extinguished the lights in the
room. Monsters seemed to be KUNG FU FIGHTING right outside the bar. Great
thundering footsteps moved up to the front doors and a giant
were SHARK stepped into the common room. The beast gave a mighty
roar,
slobber flying from it's sharp EYEBALL. It charged in, knocking
patrons and COUCHS aside with powerful claws.

Men and women throughout the bar drew weapons, and Farryn was thankful
he'd brought his RUBBER BALL. He charged in, jabbing and swiping at the
creature. A clawed hand nearly took Farryn's head from his neck, and he

was forced to SUCK back to the bar. He grabbed a handful of CHITTERLINGS and
ate before running back in.

After a violent battle, Farryn and the patrons managed to MILK the
creature to death. The townsfolk cheered the heroes and bought them all

a round of HATS.

Thanks to all who particpated!!! And thanks again to Rhayny for writing the story

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