What you really do is this:

-use a piece of paper and write an itemized reciept for the pert'nent items a'low...include a resonable amount of intrest. have him sign it before he goes.

-call an airport shuttle service (use 411 for the # if ness.) and use a credit card. (If he has a company one, use that, otherwise, use yours and it goes on the reciept.)

-If there is an ATM, pull about $100 dollars cash for the nice boss (yep, on the reciept) so he has tip and spend money. If there's not, use what's in your wallet.

-Call your friends and have them pick up your wife. Swear to meet them at the restaurant. (Hidden fee!)

-Wait with your boss 'til the shuttle comes; friendliness often leads to brownie points. Go over luggage w/ him to make sure all's well. Do a run to a nearby store for gum & misc. while you "get some gas" (reason no ride). [this does NOT go on the reciept.]

-Shake bosses hand, and get him on the friggin' shuttle. Call restaurant or florist and have a little "something extra" waitin' for your wife.

-Show up about 10-15min. late, slightly disheveled, and carp for three (no more or less) minutes on your bosses disorganized methodolgy...(unless your friends are also co-workers. Then just say you were helping the boss on his new project.)

-Make sure you recieve all appropriate items on reciept. If not, you now have grounds to call your lawyer and get more money both from your boss and the buisness. And you avoided insurance liabilities if there's an accident on the way to the airport...


Nope. Still didn' win.


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